Dick knocker

The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.

He played with his dick knocker

by Dildo destroyer December 14, 2017

hob knocker

a guy who stares at girls boobs all the time

geez, christian is such a hob knocker-sam
(christian staring at Sam's boobs)

by ;)hrnyallthetime May 24, 2010

Cock Knocker

a cock knocker is a person(s) that is gay, homosexual or a plain old dickface

see (knob Jockey) for fether definition of cock knocker

by Alex Walters March 25, 2005

cock knocker

A really dumb guy. The kind of exceptionally dumb guy who whacks his hardon against door frames and shit, literally knocking his cock.

Especially applicable to a guy who sucks, yet has a rad girlfriend.

"Ditch that guy, like yesterday. Your boyfriend is a fucking cock knocker. You could do so much better. Like me."

by Danny Delinquent March 29, 2005

short knocker

Adj. (short knocking, short knock)
1) In Tiger Woods Golf for the PS or XBOX, coming up unreasonably short on an easy shot.
2) Coming up short in general. (life, money, hoes, etc.)
3) Referring to ones inadequacies in the manhood department.

Marshal is a short knocker.

by cdc C-Murder August 30, 2007

negro knocker

A police officer's baton. sometimes also referred to as a nigger beater

officer 1: that was cruel

officer 2: what?

officer 1: you didn't need to use your negro knocker

officer 2: well he shouldn't have opened his nigger lips

Officer 1: true

by jump the fence April 13, 2019

fart knocker

A despicable person with no socially redeeming characteristics. A person who needs his arse kicked.

Bumkicker Slade gave that little fartknocker at the movie house a Melvin.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005