GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW

A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.

I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!

by L892 March 8, 2025

KFC people

Synonym to African Americans, in non-racist way

These people who stole my car are KFC people

by manwholoveeveryone November 15, 2023

KFC

Kiss, Fuck, Cuddle.

The order of doing things to show your partner you love them.

Jake and I had some KFC last night.

by addiaveyrin September 23, 2024

KFC

A fastfood place that is called Kids fat center

I went to KFC, I'm fat now!

by CCyanPines May 30, 2018

KFC

African American cultural spirit

dude1: yo cuz lets go Popeyes
dude2: you sell out mf bitch ass nigga get tf out my face
dude1: look I'm sorry aight lets go KFC then

by FreshOrange July 3, 2023

KFC

The only letters in the alphabet that your mom knows.

"I want to eat some KFC!" said your mom.

by Shrek was here November 5, 2018

KFC Blood Oath

Eating KFC is a delicious extravaganza. A mouth watering joy of essence itself. But the Kernel will take back what it’s due. One may eat of its tastiness now, but the one will suffer from severe fire poops that draw blood shortly after. And this is the KFC Blood Oath.

Hey Josh, you eat that delicious KFC yet?

Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!

Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?

Oh tonight for sure!!

by the teli May 24, 2022