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Junk Stamp

Coating your testicles with ink, so that after you teabag someone, it leaves a marking of your balls. An extreme tea bag
Yesterday, when Brittaney was sleeping, i took some ink to my balls, and junk stamped her. She was quite displeased in the morning...
by Resilient Tapout September 19, 2009
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Junk Dunk

The act of dunking on an opponent in basketball where your crotch goes directly into their face as you jump over them for the slam. The humiliation can be further amplified by hanging on the rim to keep your sweaty junk pressed into their face.
“Lattrell didn’t just posterize that boy, he Junk Dunked on him.”

“Hey man, did you get a good look when he Junk Dunked on you? Was it boxers or briefs?"
by 180LA June 3, 2013
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Junk ice

Something cold to put by your ballsack on a hot day.
Toss me another cool one and a couple cubes outta the cooler, need more junk ice.
by sap sucker August 25, 2015
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Bumped junk

When two people of the opposite sex accidentally bump into each other in a sexual type of way.
" hey James, I just bumped junk with Ashley last period to try to flirt with her, I think it worked."

" Ya right, you wished it would."
by Ridindawaves7 July 15, 2009
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Junk Mouth

A term used in reference to that asshole Alan spitting lies. Like pure junk pouring from his mouth.
Alan: Yo I got that hotty last night to come back with me.

You: No you didn't, junk mouth.
by Jack_of_wades March 19, 2016
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Carbo-junking

The act of consuming large quantities of junkfood carbohydrates. Simular to the act of Carbo-loading which is performed by endurance athletes. Carbo-junking, however is usually performed by over-weight video game players while competing in on-line death-match types of competitions over a number of days.
"Man, I played Call of Duty all weekend long! I sat in on the sofa and was carbo-junking on twinkies, ho-hos and soda the entire time!
by PaulTheJack August 16, 2010
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Junk Stick

The shaft of the penis or junk. Most commonly referring to the shaft of an erect penis.
I'll be ready when I'm fucking ready! Damn woman, get off my junk stick!
by Mad Dog 2020 November 27, 2010
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