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A gargantuan system of connected computers forming a network that spans the entire planet, witch is why it is also called the world wide web.
Or simply the thing on the screen you are reading this from.
The internet (atleast the one we know about) is entirely populated by humans (maybe),this is a very good excuse as to its state,after all humans are not the most organized bunch.It is possible to find anything and i mean anything here,including things that greatly cripple our world view and how you perceive your fellow earthlings because unhindered communication reaches the depths of the subconscious.(it is a good idea to leave your right/wrong distinguishing module off as it does not apply evenly with all individuals of Homo sapiens).
Modern human-This place has everything,including virtual AIDS that wrecks your computer.
time traveling wizard-Wow we didn't really change haven't we.

Internet,the doodle pad of the human consciousness
by MC-STEEL February 26, 2014
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A stupid place where every kid goes to when they get home to jack off to porn and watch hentai and play retarded games
When i get home i will get on the internet.
Gotta see that booty.
by a really dumb dude March 14, 2019
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80% Porn. 20% Clickbait. 100% the main neccesity of humanity.
the internet is down! We're going to the Stone Age!
by The Great Squirrelini March 15, 2016
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A digital cesspool of anarchy where anything can happen. On paper, this sounds like a horrible perspective of the Internet. At the same time however, this means that you can be whoever you want, as long as you don't connect too much of your virtual life to your real life. Many people abuse this idea as I type this, and just as many are trying silence it as well. One thing's for sure though: the Internet is a beautiful, albeit dangerous realm of chaos.
Mr. Person: I need to go on the Internet to upload memes and stuff.
by TheGrayShadow January 4, 2019
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The magical substance the can allow a a user to view virtually everything humanly possible with a few key-strokes. We use to look at pictures of cats, pornography, get into arguments with strangers and advertising terrible products.
"You see this? This is on the INTERNET."
by Vex977 April 24, 2014
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where bitter people with no social lives and a deep affection for cats and/or dogs gather to rant about pop culture
"God, Miley Cyrus's VMA's performance was -"
"Godawful? Yeah, I talked to some of my Internet friends about it."
by snoopdog October 19, 2013
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