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Blitzed

When one is high out of their mind.
Fuck im so blitzed right now i cant even see
by BDbrad June 17, 2019
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Blitz

A word used to cancel out or reverse a reward, (depending on how you and your friends play it), in the shotgun game. The driver has final say if the passengers argue about whether or not the person calling "blitz" cancels out the other person's claim to shotgun in which it's a race, fight or contest to the claim of front seat, or if it is a reversal and the person calling blitz now gets to sit up front. Blitz's can be avoided by saying "Shotgun no Blitz."
Phil: Nick and Mike are you ready to leave?

Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"

Nick: Yells "Blitz!"

They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.

Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.

Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!

Nick wins and gets to sit up front.

While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.

Nick: "Blitz!"

Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!

Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.

Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick
by Daddy Domt Mess Around July 31, 2017
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Blitz

Move so fast that someone or something can not perceive or react to you
He got blitzed by his punch
by Punktesla October 22, 2022
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dirty blitz

When your dog licks your cooter without your consent
Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz

Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?
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Blitz

To outrun something or someone.

If I "blitz" you in a foot race, you ate my dust.
Hey bro, I bet I can blitz you from here to the shops. You're on mate!
by Urbanitewhisperer November 18, 2020
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butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.
last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz
by a tamborelli October 9, 2020
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Blitz

A typical retard who drinks about 100 cups of coffee a day and moans at fat kids on a video game. Tends to prey on little children like wbuh.
by Tractor Party April 18, 2019
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