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split the rug

When a woman takes a piss, she would naturally "split the rug" - a reference to her pubic hair whether it's real or imagined.
Jane: Back soon, gotta split the rug
Jen: huh?
Jane: pee! I need to go take a piss. Back soon.
by Taciturn February 27, 2017
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split bashing

A trade term. Describing the rapid installing of a basic air conditioning system. Usually comprising of one indoor and one outdoor unit, with interconnecting pipes and wiring.

It is a relatively uncomplicated refrigeration task, made easier by the lack of risk presented with perishable goods. Subsequently, it is the lucrative sole focus of some refrigeration businesses. Requiring minimum certification, and for engineers (“split bashers”) to have only a basic understanding of pipework and wiring.
As systems are readily available to the public, installation may also be attempted by other trades where they’ve gained a degree of confidence and understanding in it.

A proper “split bash” should be completed within one day and may be conducted with a laid back and optimistic attitude, utilising only the minimum tools, equipment and effort necessary to get it to work. Some Installs may often look untidy or half finished and lack proper pipe and cable management systems.
Sam: “What’s on tomorrow Dave?”

Dave: “if there’s no breakdowns, You and Charlie might as well bash that split in over at Yarmouth”

Steve: “Truth is Luke, split bashing doesn’t require any knowledge about the vapour compression cycle. So just about anyone with an F-gas certificate, a vac pump and a pulse can do it”
by speedtoast July 6, 2020
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Split screening

When you and your boi get prostitutes and nail them in the same room, but not the same bed
-Hey Dude! Let's go get some hookers
-Aight man, but I ain't split screening with yo ass again!
by Darthfello November 25, 2017
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Split the pipes

When you send that soccer ball soaring into the back of the net!
Holy Cow....Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!
by Go Boooots! August 19, 2022
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Banana split

When an object is inserted inside of the penis causing it to rupture and split in to 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.
Danny: “damn. I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split last night!”
Luke: “ well gues I won’t be getting any D for awhile. darn”
by The danster August 17, 2018
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Split-clit

When the clit is so big, the vagina looks split further than it should be.
-Yo, that's a huge pussy!
-it's a split-clit
-damn right!
by Ilikechicken37 October 23, 2016
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splitting the boys

When guys pull their underwear up in the front to split their balls, one one each side. It's a wedgie from the front.
by TC Man May 20, 2016
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