dicky split

When a man's pants are so tight the seam seems to split his junk right down the middle.
To all tight-pants-wearing women and men, before leaving for the club: women --please check yourself for camel toe and dudes --or dicky split!
by Shorewood Tori September 06, 2017
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Split Sack

The male version of Camel Toe. Occurs when a man's scrotum splits into 2 separate regions due to tight pants or boxers giving the appearance of Camel Toe.
During my interview with the CEO, the dude's pants were so tight in the crotchal region, he had a major case of split sack.
by SpeedoWhore June 01, 2011
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split the dog

Sorry boss cant work tomorrow it gonna be a split the dog kinda day
by Sonny bertram February 13, 2019
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split infuckitive

a grammatical construction in which the word "fucking" is inserted into an existing word or phrase for greater emphasis
Absofuckinglutely and fanfuckingtastic are fine examples of split infuckitives.
by ising2 June 11, 2015
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lickitty split

leaving a place before anyone realizes you are gone, making a fast get-away.
leaving the scene of an accident or a party to get away before anybody notices you, like let's get away from this dull party lickitty split
by knubba April 06, 2014
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splitting the boys

When guys pull their underwear up in the front to split their balls, one one each side. It's a wedgie from the front.
Look Mona I'm splitting the boys!!
by TC Man May 04, 2016
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Vanilla Split

When a black gentlemen with an enormously large, girthy penis absolutely anally rails an albino female or male.
Did you hear about Tyrone? He hooked up last night and did the vanilla split on some guy that looked like he was in the movie Powder. Gave his pale ass a pink sock from what I hear.
by Dick Onchin December 12, 2020
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