Shorter form of "Shutzstaffel" ( " protection squad") is an organisation of the Nazi regime or also called the third Reich. Directed by Himmler there were, to make short, three types of SS :
- Allgemeine SS. (Civil which had a jod outside of being an SS)
- Waffen SS (Professional)
- SS Totenkopf (Professional but in concentration camp)
But all of them were doing the worst things
You had to be a certain type of person to be an SS ( man, <1m70 in height, blond, blue eyes, having german ancestry since 1750, no hereditary disease, and you and your family were never communists)
YOU HAD TO SURVIVE AN AWFUL TRAINING (no rest apart from sleep, fighting with enraged dog, survive when a car is driving idk how fast but too fast against you etc...)
You HAD to marry a woman before 30 (she must be a certain type of girl, like upper but for girls) had to have at least 4 sons because "if there's a war two can die" but more children better you're seen. They're all baptized by the government and they're given weird Nordic names like "Gudrun".
You had to live in the countryside with a Nordic looking home with certain books on your shelves and doing a certain pagan ritual on CHRISTMAS.
So children don't be like SS because their life is awful in a certain way
- Allgemeine SS. (Civil which had a jod outside of being an SS)
- Waffen SS (Professional)
- SS Totenkopf (Professional but in concentration camp)
But all of them were doing the worst things
You had to be a certain type of person to be an SS ( man, <1m70 in height, blond, blue eyes, having german ancestry since 1750, no hereditary disease, and you and your family were never communists)
YOU HAD TO SURVIVE AN AWFUL TRAINING (no rest apart from sleep, fighting with enraged dog, survive when a car is driving idk how fast but too fast against you etc...)
You HAD to marry a woman before 30 (she must be a certain type of girl, like upper but for girls) had to have at least 4 sons because "if there's a war two can die" but more children better you're seen. They're all baptized by the government and they're given weird Nordic names like "Gudrun".
You had to live in the countryside with a Nordic looking home with certain books on your shelves and doing a certain pagan ritual on CHRISTMAS.
So children don't be like SS because their life is awful in a certain way
POV you're in Germany in 1956 :
- " What did your father do during the war ?
- He was a Waffen SS, he died during the Stalingrad battle leaving my mother, my four siblings and me alone.
- So sorry for you Thorwinn. But he was a brainwashed SS so no big loss."
- " What did your father do during the war ?
- He was a Waffen SS, he died during the Stalingrad battle leaving my mother, my four siblings and me alone.
- So sorry for you Thorwinn. But he was a brainwashed SS so no big loss."
by FRANZÖSIN KRISTIAN August 16, 2023
Get the SSmug. 
now well known as super straight. Created by a tiktok creator who didn't wanna be labeled as transphibic for only wanting to date biological women. So he created a new sexuality called Super Straight or "ss".
by samsung mini fridge March 10, 2021
Get the ssmug. Either means 'simple swag' or 'stay strong'. Filipinos often use this word when they are rejected by their crush or if they want to wish their in a relationship friend best of luck. Simple swag is just a cool phrase, really.
Simple swag
P1: Hey, how are you bro?
P2: SS
P1: Nice!
Stay Strong
P1: I like you.
P2: I'm sorry, but I like someone else.
P1: Ok, ss sa inyo (to the both of you).
P1: Hey friend, I have a boyfriend already!
P2: Wow that's nice, SS!
P1: Hey, how are you bro?
P2: SS
P1: Nice!
Stay Strong
P1: I like you.
P2: I'm sorry, but I like someone else.
P1: Ok, ss sa inyo (to the both of you).
P1: Hey friend, I have a boyfriend already!
P2: Wow that's nice, SS!
by r4isins 4 breakf4st November 2, 2020
Get the SSmug. Him: Omg was she here?
Her: yes, she gave me her scarf and u can see her initial #SS there.
Him: I wish I could get that too
Her: yes, she gave me her scarf and u can see her initial #SS there.
Him: I wish I could get that too
by S7S7S7 October 24, 2020
Get the SSmug. 1: wyd?
2: listening to ss
1: whats that?
2: the coolest band in the area, i wish i was friends with them, they go to my friends school! im so jealous, i want to get their autograph and a signed poster from their merch shop
2: listening to ss
1: whats that?
2: the coolest band in the area, i wish i was friends with them, they go to my friends school! im so jealous, i want to get their autograph and a signed poster from their merch shop
by lemonandlime December 30, 2023
Get the ssmug. It has many definitions! It can mean Security squadron, secret society, sissy slut, sissy slave, submissive slave, submissive sissy, sacred society, sun society, etc. etc. But in the case of German Nazis, Nazi Germany, & the Holocaust it means Schutzstaffel, Schultz- meaning defense & -staffel meaning echelon or ladder climber but more synonymous to a Phoenix. They're also hitlers preferred guards! They also ran concentration camps, gas chambers, & etc.!
Their emblem designer I think chose the SS runes as a secret symbolization of his pagan worship SS standing for sun servant & because they looked like lightning bolts in reference to Thor & to their pre-planned war tactics called "blitzkrieg"! Thor is Odin's son which is the god of war! Blitzkrieg literally means "lightening warfare"!
Their emblem designer I think chose the SS runes as a secret symbolization of his pagan worship SS standing for sun servant & because they looked like lightning bolts in reference to Thor & to their pre-planned war tactics called "blitzkrieg"! Thor is Odin's son which is the god of war! Blitzkrieg literally means "lightening warfare"!
That ss soldier hated his job because it went against his religion.
That hot guy over there you can't seem to stop staring at is a ss crossdresser for BBC.
I joined a ss just to see what it was about & I was bored so I left it. (I didn't really join one)
That hot guy over there you can't seem to stop staring at is a ss crossdresser for BBC.
I joined a ss just to see what it was about & I was bored so I left it. (I didn't really join one)
by DisturbedA7XBeast March 1, 2017
Get the SSmug.