The state of excrement after it has been placed into a bowl, mashed up into a lumpy putty-like substance, melted in the microwave for five minutes and frozen over night. It is often enjoyed with truffle butter as a dessert on Christmas day.
Person A: So, what did you have for dessert on Christmas Day?
Person B: The wife prepared us all some Shitmas Pudding, it was scrumptious!
Person A: .....
Person B: The wife prepared us all some Shitmas Pudding, it was scrumptious!
Person A: .....
by Ignatius Butterworth December 27, 2015
by TheRealUggy October 12, 2018
by Bignastytaters November 20, 2013
1. The act of anal intercourse.
2. When having anal sex, the thrusting pushes the poop or 'pudding' back up the anal cavity.
3. Pushing along the hershey highway.
4. Fudgepacking
2. When having anal sex, the thrusting pushes the poop or 'pudding' back up the anal cavity.
3. Pushing along the hershey highway.
4. Fudgepacking
"After this picnic, my boyfriend and I have a long night of pudding pushing to do."
"Wow, my butt is sore, i really had my pudding pushed last night."
"My friend is a total pudding pusher, thats the way he blows his load."
"I think he's gay...he's got to be a pudding pusher."
"Wow, my butt is sore, i really had my pudding pushed last night."
"My friend is a total pudding pusher, thats the way he blows his load."
"I think he's gay...he's got to be a pudding pusher."
by amandaul October 21, 2014
A moist, crumbly sausage containing blood, possibly oatmeal, and other sundry organs, that is usually consumed at breakfast with potato scones and eggs and tastes surprisingly delicious, despite it's ingredients. When dipped in fish batter and combined with chips and curry sauce (the number one condiment in the U.K.), the result becomes pretty goddamn tasty.
Teresa laughed when Tom's black pudding fell down the inside of his pant; no doubt in a vain attempt to bolster his manhood at the breakfast table.
by Biggus Dikkus December 12, 2003
Similar to a Turkey Slap in that it involves the slapping of an erect or semi-erect penis on the face, the Pud Hammer however is not bound by the sex of the receiving party. Where the Turkey slap is meant for a girlfriend, wife or other female partner sometimes for the pleasure of the receiver as well as the giver the Pud Hammer can be applied to anyone and is generally used as a form of punishment.
by MrPrefect July 22, 2006
n. - one who hangs around doing little or nothing. Synonymous with jerk off. Also "pulling one's pud".
Employee #1: What's Matt doing over there?
Employee #2: Oh, he's just pulling his pud.
Employee #1: What a pud puller!
Employee #2: Oh, he's just pulling his pud.
Employee #1: What a pud puller!
by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy March 25, 2005