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Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
by Cate89 March 23, 2019
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Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?
by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023
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Planet of the bears

Planet of the Apes was barely a metaphor.

See also; "bear carjacking" or "Police catch bears breaking into cars" BBC Earth Youtube.com, for supporting evidence of this new emerging phenomena of Planet of the bears diatribe of highly evolved apex predators, in the hopes of establishing
by Modern Women December 23, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time
look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted
by morting September 5, 2025
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