beach pancake

Gay sex in the middle of a crowded beach, preferably during an orgy. Takes place on spring break. Pancake is when you take two tanned white people and hit a blunt, then have sex under the sun.

"I saw these to guys having a beach pancake, it was hot, so I joined in."

by IheartGayButtSex May 30, 2018

Pancake Thief

One who breaks into someones car with the sole intent of shitting in the trunk.

Dude, there's shit in your trunk. Looks like you got hit by a pancake thief. Balls.

by two dudes and a dudette May 23, 2009

Scotch Pancake

Tall, slender type girls from the north (UK, Scottland) often with copper hair, long build, and relatively to absolutely fecking flat chested.

Did you see Martin's new bird and her big babs?

Nah mate, I'm more of a scotch pancake and leg man. Wouldn't mind a bit more breast-bone.

by Hossmann July 8, 2011

got the pancakes

(verb): Got the raw end of a deal.
Named after the infamous legal battle between Theodore and Garfield Rosenfeld when their father made them choose between two undisclosed keys as their inheritance. One key was to a safety deposit box containing his fortune while the other was to a large vault filled with freshly baked pancakes. Theodore (who drew the key to the locker) eventually sued Garfield for a quarter of the fortune.

"Frank broke his leg right after he was drafted to the NFL. He really got the pancakes on that one."

by RandomHistorian187 June 12, 2013

Pancake Pudding

The act of ejaculating in your hand and smacking someone across the face with it.

me: Hey babe you want some pancakes for breakfast?
babe: yes!! :D hehe
me: Pancake Pudding bitch!!!

by 1mind September 22, 2010

bad pancake

Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.

Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."
Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."

by DoomedfromtheStart00 July 3, 2017

titties and pancakes

the great american breakfast where titties are served with said pancakes.

this morning my woman gave me titties and pancakes for breakfast.

by jimmy linglong March 8, 2009