lap kitty

A person who enjoys bouncing on one’s lap

Person 1: I didn’t know you were a lap kitty
Person 2: I love bouncing on laps…

by Inteller4tdy March 3, 2022

Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 5, 2011

nudie lap

A party game where you have to run a lap completely naked around the neighborhood or whatever area you're in. This usually is a punishment for something, like being shut out in beer die for example.

"Alright the losing team of this boat race has to do a nudie lap around the neighborhood."

by MF Star Boy July 1, 2020

lap gash

Creative term referring to a vagina as that area of a woman can be said to resemble a gash or wound.

"She's so fat and hot. I'd love to get inside her lap gash." — Abraham Lincoln

by Lively Debate October 31, 2013

lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018

greek lap

When an individual has slept with a guy/girl from every fraternity/sorority on campus.

Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!

by Ssavannahlynn June 26, 2016

Stoner's Lap

1. When the smoker has been sitting while smoking and has accidentaly tipped ash upon their jeans. It is most prominent among cannabis smokers, hence the phrase "Stoner's Lap".

2. When one has been rolling or preparing cannabis smoking joints/devices and has spilled cannabis and tobbaco on their lap and have not brushed it off. Can also apply to cooking.

Smoker 1: Hey man what's up?

Smoker 2: Not much dude, just smoking a J and it's giving me hardcore stoner's lap.

Smoker 1: Aw man brush that crap off.

Smoker 2: No man, black jeans, it'll make it worse.

Smoker 1: Damn dude. I'm too stoned.

by JollySmoker July 26, 2010