Keg

N. A human who pegs other children and watches them suffer and cry every night.

V. To be pegging and killing one's ears.

"Omg did you know that girl Keg pegged my son?"
"I am so sorry for your loss make sure you stay away from Keg."

by DareelJesus May 15, 2021

Columbian Powder Keg

When you put cocaine in someone's asshole and wait for them to fart a coke-cloud. Once the cloud has formed, you snort as much cocaine as you can/want.

Eric: Hey you wanna do a Columbian Powder Keg with me?
john: Sure, whos gonna be the cannon first?

by Falling Elements January 23, 2018

polish the keg

Spitting into your hand and rubbing the head (or glans) of the penis.

"Hey baby, wanna polish my keg?"

"Are you gonna polish the keg or what?"

by Yoford July 18, 2016

Kegs

A variation of kankles (Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.) only Kegs are void of ankles or calves, they are simply BIG OL' LEGS attached to the feet.

DAMN............ Dem aint Kankles, Dems KEGS!

by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009

rusty keg

A sexual act in which one person receives a finger in the bum while simultaneously peeing into the stimulator's mouth.

Dawg, I got the best Rusty Keg from my girl last night!

by rusty-rhyno August 21, 2024

Kegs

Word used by 'commoners' to describe pants/trousers

'Alan what you making all racket for?'
'I'm trying to find some kegs to wear'

by TheDcommander September 15, 2015