by JackJames52 February 13, 2016
The so called slimming "diet" that can sometimes be a positive side-effect when you're going clubbing/festival-ing on at least a weekly basis and taking a cocktail of hunger-reducing drugs, predominately coke and MDMA. Originating from the gay scene in the Vauxhall area of London.
"Ooohh gurl, you looking skinny as fuck, have you started gyming?!"
"Nah mate, just been on a bit of a vauxhall diet the past few weekends"
"Ooohh you coke whore you!"
"Nah mate, just been on a bit of a vauxhall diet the past few weekends"
"Ooohh you coke whore you!"
by Lyf Tho May 14, 2017
by Hellsangel June 05, 2015
Eating in the modern era that we live in rather than suffering for no good reason. A diet consisting of burgers, ribs, shakes and fries. A complete rejection of fad diets like "paleo" and "gluten free". Living life like it should be lived, in the modern era.
Being on the Flintstone Diet is the only diet for me. All the other fad diets are completely ridiculous. Give me a beer with those fries please. It's okay, I'm on the Flintstone Diet, and I exercise regularly and eat in moderation, so no worries.
by KardenKarden May 01, 2015
When you try to shed some timber and a colleague or family member asks if you fancy some cake or any other heart attack inducing snacks.
(man 1.) My healthy eating plan was going so well before some stupid cow in the office waddled in, armed with some of the finest cakes ive ever seen... i snaffled the lot...
(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!
(Man 2.) damn bitch, what a f*cking diet pirate!!
by KungFuDangerous October 08, 2009
A diet in which one plays video games, watches television shows, or goes on social media such that they forget to take the time to eat.
"Is he going to come eat dinner?"
"No, he's on the digital diet - he's binge watching another show on Netflix."
"No, he's on the digital diet - he's binge watching another show on Netflix."
by nobody_of_any_importance November 10, 2015
When you say 'snap', it can mean 'sweet':
Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!
When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':
Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!
Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.
Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.
Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!
When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':
Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!
Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.
Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.
Gators=basketball champs+football champs+basketball champs= snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap
by Dr.Bob April 23, 2007