Cream Pot Pie

A term used to describe shooting your nut into a hairy belly button.

Yo dawg, I already knew you liked my cream pot pie, last time you asked for seconds.

by Redmeat May 6, 2023

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.

It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.

by Pete Camache June 25, 2025

Cranberry Cream Pie

When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.

Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.

by Nshim September 9, 2021

Chocolate Cream Pie

When you throw chocolate chips at a girl’s vagina.

“My girlfriend got quite upset when I made a chocolate cream pie”

by Dahlia A.N. March 9, 2019

Cream pie

A derogatory word used when a normal creampie is just not good enough! You cream in their pie and create a masterpiece of juices that flow - Just like Putin's moves when he used to wrestle other men just to cop a feel!

Let's go back to the good ole' 80's when they use to give you a cream pie in prison, or you could cream pie your wife when she was being a bad girl!

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022

Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.

Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.

by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021

Boston cream pie

When Gronk is fucking Tom Brady’s ass but of course he’s wearing a condom because it’s safer that way. But then he’s super excited and he is about to come! He takes the condom off and spikes it super hard on the ground then comes inside Tom’s ass. Tom complains because it’s not part of his diet and the TB12 way. But those are the breaks with a Boston cream pie!

Gronk celebrated the super bowl victory by dropping a Boston cream pie inside the best QB of all time (GOAT).

by Tomgronk October 2, 2021