Whipped cream on pie

When someone is so absolutely enamored another person that they’d do anything for them

Person A: He got me roses and a necklace to ask me out and he told me he’s been planning it for months
Person B: he’s so down atrocious whipped cream on pie

by auroralotus December 3, 2022

cold cream pie

When sperm is frozen in an ice cube mold and it is inserted in the vagina prior to sex

Azarius needed to cool off on a hot July afternoon, so he gave Karen a cold cream pie to cool off her sweaty vagina.

by Azarius Jenkins February 8, 2021

nutty buddy cream pie

When two guys ejaculate in the same vagina

Tim n Jerry did the nutty buddy cream pie to that women

by Killingfetus January 24, 2025

cream pie

a pie with cream in it, what did you expect some kind of sexual innuendo?

female: “i want a cream pie”
male: okay
female: “mmm this is delicious thank you”

by hunter041 August 10, 2021

Flaming butterscotch cream pie

to poop in someones pants set it on fire and throw it at their head, while yelling "mmm, taste good."

last night at the party I got a flaming butterscotch cream pie after a few drinks. It was awesome and I heard it's on Youtube.

by acshowtime February 22, 2011

Boston-cream-pie

The application of semen to a homosexual football player. Most commonly done whilst the victim (Duggy) is sleeping.

Oh shit, our gay friend is sleeping! Let's Boston-cream-pie his ass!

by casadyrules6969696969 May 9, 2022

holiday cream pie

When you cum in her asshole then shove a candy cane in right after.

"Hey bro it's Christmas time you should totally give her a holiday cream pie!"

by Dysmeister69 December 4, 2016