Blitzed creek is when you’re so baked that you make up a phrase for how baked you are and you call it “blitzed creek”.
by BTMA June 17, 2022

by 459395 March 5, 2022

It's Blitz! Take a picture, QUICK!
by BATMAN QUACK July 24, 2016

Zander / Blitz Bffs are very special. He thinks about them everyday
They’re the best people he has met!!!
They’re the best people he has met!!!
P1 “Zander / Blitz Bffs To Zander is SOO special?!?! “
P2 “I wonder how long he thinks about them..”
P2 “I wonder how long he thinks about them..”
by Blitz! :) December 8, 2021

A fucking depressed faggot that deserves to be fucked by James Charles for having a shield that is meant to compensate for his one inch dick that he flashes every time he uses he special and bullshit ability.
by Eatthatpussssssy3444445 April 11, 2020

Slang for jumping into a questionable situation with no planning or preparation, and then taking forever to ultimately accomplish nothing of value
Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.
by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024
