blitz

a guy tht uses he/him pronounces. Also known to make gacha videos about mprgemoris server such as singing battle with members of mpregmoris server and a gacha rp with members of mpregmoris server.

Someone make one for me or else/threat

---wise words from blitz

by childesolosyourfav March 19, 2022

Blitz

A wonderful discord daddy who makes deez nuts jokes for a living and pissed their pants in mimic more than once 🥺🍑👈

🥺🥺🥺Also lost 13k in marriage bot once, and forces me to watch bsd (thank you)

Blitz…. how’d you lose 17k again?

by Atlusdeeznutsaremine March 21, 2022

Blood donor blitz

Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.

You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."

Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"

You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."

by PulpFriction September 14, 2021

Blitz

To go through a portal, usually rashly or hastily. To rush into a situation blindly. A good way to end up in the blinds.

"That new waiter blitzed through the door to the kitchen and ran straight into a cook carrying a dished of bananas flambé."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Blitzed

Blazed and ritzed. The process of smoking Marijuana and consuming Ritalin to create a euphoric effect.

Blitzed. After a long day of being studying on Ritalin smoke some monster cones and become euphoric.

by Mungrel July 26, 2021

blitz

an anger-inducing and luck-based gamemode

Playing blitz pushed me into a mental breakdown.

by andrew4043 August 2, 2021

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022