Idiotic table

like the periodic table but with a list of names commonly given to idiots
by Brikota June 12, 2018
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Tangerinening at the Table

Tangerinening at the Table /tandʒəˈri nɪŋ ət ðə ˈteɪbəl/ - when a person is showing off their expensive clothing, footwear or accessories that they bought.
Emma: Hey, look at these shoes that I bought. Aren't they cute?
Jane: Emma, stop tangerinening at the table!
by TrollPeanut October 11, 2014
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waiting the tables

When a story takes a character who once had a lot to do and gives them some throwaway task to keep them busy. The term comes from the movie Ratatouille, when Linguini, who was once the restaurant’s top chef, is discovered to be faking it and Remi, the rat, takes over the kitchen, resorting Linguini to waiting the tables.
“Did you watch the new Star Wars movie? Finn was waiting the tables. He had nothing to do.”
by MrBenjaminJingles June 23, 2020
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back on the table

just one of the options 😒😒😒😒
Frosty fungi: Maybe J is back on the table Tino
Balenbino: 😏
Frosty fungi: But H and E still take the cake
by lemonsareverysour December 14, 2022
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Table Boss

A Hawaiian spearfishing nickname for the Tarry Hogfish or Aka 'a'awa. Named so because it is so foul to eat that it inevitably rules the dinner table untouched at the end of the meal. It has come to refer to the "last choice" in any category.
Example 1: "Did you smell my wife's casserole? That will be table boss for sure."
Example 2: "That poor kid will never get a girl to dance with him. He's total table boss."
by Keem the Dream August 19, 2022
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pizza table

Pizza table : The little disc on legs that is placed on a pizza to keep the box top from sticking to the pizza.
Marsha, don't throw the pizza table away, little Tammy needs it for her Barbie house.
by jimdandybuck January 14, 2015
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table joke

Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?
by Runawayhomelessman February 01, 2017
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