Swerpie

The realization that you realize that realizing isn't realistic

What a Swerpie Twerp

by Schnitzel Dick December 31, 2014

snerfed

To jet cereal, coffee, or other substance out of one's nose while laughing.

She was caught off guard by the humorous comment, and snerfed a mouthful of cheerios back into the bowl.

by Doc Wilson August 11, 2014

Sperf

The combination of the words smurf and sperm
Sperf

My girlfriend got sperfed on in the woods

by Ranqestador July 1, 2015

serfboard

When a peasant starts an uprising so you have to waterboard them.

Jake: my slaves got out of control today, so I had to waterboard them. I hate my serfs
Sarah: ah yes, the serfboard. I remember the first time my father let me serfboard our servants.

by Dickshitbutt September 8, 2016

Sweft

Short for "swipe left". Discard, disregard. See swipe left.

Here’s a common online dating scenario: I’ll see a blurry group photo of the back of a bunch of rock climbers’ heads or a playa-party pic showing mask-clad Burners and think, “Which one is he? Is that his sister or his polyamorous companion?” Then I’ll scratch my head and sweft.

by @froginthevalley July 26, 2016

Sherflop

just take his balls and bounce them on your knee like you would with a baby.

Hey babe can I sherflop you?!

by Timberly🙈 September 30, 2016

swerkey

Something Suspicious/Untrustworthy or fishy. Usually used by members of the 'Roadman' community.

That kid is swerkey fam. Man's gonna get the mandem to bang this kid cuz.

That white kid that goes to our school with no friends is swerkey. Matter of time before he shoots this school up.

by 3gcuz March 2, 2017