Blue screen

A computer nerd's nightmare.

Computer nerd: "OH NOES!! I got thee blue screen of death! It hath smitten me with ye's mighty pen of DOOM brouthen unto thee by an error caused by evil microsoft's computer! Bill gates is the devil! I shall hit return, then ctrl alt del! then I shall tell other fellow nerd's that the blue screen of death is the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone anytime anywere in canada! Or US! Because we think US is the best because we think we are the best cuz we think wer better than cnadsa because we think we are smarter arne better and more articyultate andd such. NERDS UNTIE!!"

by Keael January 7, 2006

Screech

Lemon powder from a MOD ration pack, you cannot buy it in any shops, the effect 10 is time stronger than caffeine if you eat it, 20 times stronger if you sniff it. You are meant to dilute it in water to drink it like an energy drink but its like very strong sherbet on its own. You cannot honestly stop laughing once you've had it, the effect lasts hours.

can't really give an example on screech

by your mum's mum's mum March 14, 2009

Screengrab

Basically a screenshot, but for people who aren't current with technology.

Mom: Look honey, I learned how to take a screengrab!
Daughter: mom it's called a screenshot

by Voidularr February 17, 2018

Sean Avery-Screen

The act of waving your hands/stick/body around like a Goon in front of The Opposing Goaltender until They get really, really, really Frustrated and distracted by your incredible ability to be an asshole.

-Works in any team sporting event. results may vary, including getting the shit beat out of you.

Well, I have absolutely no offensive talent in hockey, So, being the meathead that I am, i'm just going to do a Sean Avery-Screen, and flail my stick and body in front of this Asshole until he gives up.

by black man 2012 June 5, 2010

Screen of azure doom

Another term for the BSOD or blue screen of doom.

Damn, this....evil screen of azure DOOM has plagued my computer for the LAST TIME.

by PH34R June 23, 2004

Screen Door

When someones asshole is so hairy the hair acts like a "screen door".

I tried to put it in her ass but she had a serious screen door.

by kryptik3 April 29, 2015

Screech

1 n. Homemade alcoholic recipe native to Newfoundland Canada, similar to moonshine. Is famous for being extremely strong hooch, mixed often with dark rum and colas. So named for American serviceman who gulped the once nameless bootleg drink in one shot and the resulting throat burn caused him to howl.(from a screech recipe web site)

I dranks me screech at that kitchen party, and damn if I didn't pass out on the chesterfield, boyoah! (Not totally accurate Newfie dialog, but you gets the picture.)

by G.H. Hadden May 4, 2005