russian stockings

torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.

You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.

by meye lansky August 6, 2011

yogurt stroking

When you like cover your whole body in yogurt and stroke your hair. Only your hair.

Wow! Your hair is so soft!
I yogurt stroked all night last night! I love yogurt stroking!

by Yogurtluvr69 August 16, 2016

Snow Storming

When a white person acts irrational and illogical and shows their ignorance. Usually saying racist things and blaming their failures as a human being on everyone else but themselves.

Generally an emotional outburst, typically beginning with "I would like to speak to the manager"

White woman: "I would like to speak to the manager, I have never been treated so poorly in my life. I'm going to sue you and everyone here."

Black person 1 whispering to black person 2: "oh here we go, this bitch is about to start snow storming"

by mr. mike March 28, 2017

grave stroking

When a company thinks that giving a shitty reboot with better graphics of a dieing or dead franchise is acceptable

guy 1: Club penguin was rebooted into club penguin island, IT KEEPS CRASHING!
guy 2: Power puff girls was rebooted im still holding the pistol to my head, those damn turds are grave stroking again!
guy 3: If I see another season of teen titans go, im jumping off a building!

by bambo15 April 21, 2017

troll stroking

The act of stroking your troll doll's hair while applying chapstick in a creepy manner on the outside of your lips.

Mandy, it's impolite to be Troll Stroking in front of your friends.

by MisFit27 July 24, 2017

Justin Storming

When Hasbro won't give you your life's desire of plastic figures so you blame everybody else of being in on the conspiracy, attempt to ruin their day but instead create comical situations for all involved except yourself.

Have you seen that guy's rant after Hasbro cancelled his order? He's totally Justin Storming!

by Majestyzx October 29, 2020

Road Stroking

A word pronounced as "Road Strokin'" is a term used as of late 2012 to describe when a man is "stroking" himself in the road to passing cars.

"I am going Road Stroking later, you wanna come?"

by Bruh shut it before I dab on u April 26, 2023