To knowingly and manipulatively persuade one or more stoners to purchase food that could be construed as more than the excessive amount they already ordered.
Yo dude, that concession guy totally committed Stoner Abuse on us; we got Cherry Cokes, a large popcorn, two hot dogs each, Milk Duds, and Raisinets, and that dude tried selling us soft pretzels after we said we were done.
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by l3roy November 8, 2007
Get the stoner couch mug.A statement of questionable legitimacy. There is usually little or no evidence to back up a stoner fact, however the maker of the statement will insist that his or her information is accurate and act as if it is common knowledge. The term derives from the suspect statements often made by stoners.
Josh: "Coughing gets you like ten times higher, man."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."
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