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Martin Stoner

When a member of a workplace feels so threatened by other members of staff that they have to fabricate both an entire back story of the 'exciting' life they abandoned to come and work here.

A Martin Stoner will usually see there way to the top by using their supreme lying skills to cajole insecure people into their clique, and try to 'push' other members out.
Worker 1: Did you hear that Worker 3 tried to get Lily fired?

Worker 2: Oh no, that's terrible!

Worker 1: Yeah I know

Worker 3: What are you talking about?

Worker 1: Did you try to get Lily fired?

Worker 3: No, what made you say that?

Worker 1: Well worker 4 told us - he used to work for Medicine Sans Frontier in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro so we believed him.

Worker 3: It's not true - it's a Martin Stoner.

Worker 1: Oh right, I'll watch what worker 4 tells me from now on.
by EndoGhost November 23, 2009
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stoner couch

A stoner couch old couch that is usualy used, ugly, and sinks in deep when you sit in it, and people get stoned and fall asleep
last night i had some good shit and i smoked it on the stoner couch.
by l3roy November 8, 2007
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Stoner Fact

A statement of questionable legitimacy. There is usually little or no evidence to back up a stoner fact, however the maker of the statement will insist that his or her information is accurate and act as if it is common knowledge. The term derives from the suspect statements often made by stoners.
Josh: "Coughing gets you like ten times higher, man."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."
by Brantski June 28, 2009
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Stoner Ingenuity

The creative effort stoners put into the development and construction of various smoking devices. Without Stoner Ingenuity we would not have apple pipes or gravity bongs.
"Dude, I just made a pipe out of a tampon and some tin foil!"
"That's Stoner Ingenuity for you"
by Bobobobobobobobobo November 10, 2007
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stoner charm

A certain vibe that girl/guys are attracted to because he/she smokes. Commonly referring to how laid back stoners usually are.
"No bitch on arms just my words and my stoner charm." - Kid Cudi
by DillaDonuts August 26, 2010
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Functional Stoner

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.
I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.
by So Bomb. February 19, 2010
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stoner boner

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high
Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!
by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005
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