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Stephanie Dickinson

very short person, loves to roll paint rollers all over your face.
yoooo stephanie dickinson, are you gonna roll me with your roller.
by BUSSANUHH May 30, 2024
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stephanie dockery

She is the most beautiful loving and person to know kind and always protective friendly And also funny she very unique she is a girl that is perfect in every way
Hey Chris i want a girl like Stephanie Dockery
by Alonely November 22, 2021
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Stephanie

The Mother fuckin Queen Supreme. Ultimate being. Bad ass bitch from head to toe. Long ass nails, cute ass, fit ass body. Tattoos. Bad bitch. Big heart, kind soul. Loves. Heals. Smart as fuck. Real as fuck. Emotionally intelligent. Intuitive. Not afraid to own up to her shit. Gangster Bitch. You a lucky mother fucker if you get the honor to have this Queen, and you DUMB AF if you take her for granted
Stephanie the MF Goat
by SlimThuggga February 8, 2024
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Don’t Be A Stephanie

A Stephanie, every work place has one, a simple minded creature that has managed to get (through dubious means) a position of power that is generally 5 levels above their abilities. They continue to climb the ladder through other peoples hard work, a lot of bullying and general sucking up to those above, whilst continually putting those (they consider) below them, down, generally in the worst possible way.

Everything that went wrong is ALWAYS someone else‘s fault, and through the magic of hindsight (and after the fact “I told you so’s”) they always can prove they where right.
Their technical prowess is phenomenal (always after someone else has presented the concept several times to them in crayon drawings), and your implementation of their solution is always bad.
Their concept of what “EVERYONE” else is doing wrong, is legendary, and there ability to “KNOW” exactly what needs to be done, (if only the board of directors would hurry up and ask), is known far and wide.
They can be defined and identified by the short and abrupt, 6 to 12 month contracts, as the hiring company generally moves on as soon as possible, but unfortunately, like a fart in a space suit, they hang around long enough to cause grief and harm before being released back into the wild.
Should be avoided at all costs if possible, if seen in the native wild, multiple beatings with a big stick may cause some short term relief, but be wary of any long term acquaintance.
There is no know permanent cure.
An implementation is going slightly off the rails with some minor issues, someone points out how they should have done what I said all along, the response “Don’t be a Stephanie” will normally bring things back into alignment.

Someone points out the ridiculous changes being made to make the company better (when there is nothing wrong) - the comment “Gee xxxx is really being a Stephanie on this one”.
by anonymous October 7, 2022
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Stephanie

Beautiful girl,short, most likely a loud latina, shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her you won’t regret it, can be stubborn, sometimes toxic, she’s clingy to the people she really loves and cares about, very kind but if you get on her bad side don’t test her, If you meet a stephanie immediately cuff her , loves to joke around a lot and always protects the ones she loves
Person:wow how are you so funny
-I’m a Stephanie
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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