retard stache

The disorder where some retards have sweet mustaches at early ages

Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache

Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache

by Dank McPot February 4, 2014

Gash Stache

Gash Stache (def., noun): An artfully-manicured pubic adornment above a woman's vagina. This may include the Hitler, the popular landing strip, a classic inverted triangle, the suggestive "V", a 19th Century handlebar fuckstache, or a variety of fun shapes depending on the steady hand and precision grooming equipment. A clean shave is always welcome, but a fun little patch of fur above the V-zone can be a great touch. The Bin Laden beard however, is not.

~A sensational new word from AndyBones, aka PaulAllensCard- Lovingly tending to G-spots & clitoris (pl.-clitori?) since boot-cut jeans were in style~

A cute little "gash stache" is a nice change of pace between the bald weeks ladies, don't be a slave to the wax strip.

by PaulAllensCard November 22, 2016

Knobdale Stache

When your dick is thick with smegma aka knobdale and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving her with a cheesy, odiferous Sanchez style stache aka mustache.

Rachel was getting a little mouthy about me playing videos all day and needing to get a job so I have her a knobdale stache. She’s still trying to get the stuff off her lip.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Sechelt

Very boring town on theSunshine Coast,which is in British Columbia Canada.
No good shops.
Rednecks,hicks,losers,prejudiced Snobs,whores etc.
Can only be reached by ferry from horshoe bay or Powell river, though it is not an island but a peninsula.
In the native language it means "Land between two waters".
A place known for its expensive housing and low employment.
The place i live in.
Sunshine coast and Sechelt often are used to mean the same thing.

-On ferry-
Person:So...why you going to sechelt?
Me:I live there.
Person:Haha,burn.That must suck.
Me:It does.

by Odessa May 28, 2006

sechsual

The act of being sechsy.
Producing alot of sechs appeal.

"OMG, Caleb is so sechsual!"

by Pablo De La Pena June 11, 2006

Nut Stache

When you finish a blow job by cumming on her upper lip, like a milk mustache.

... turns out she doesn't swallow so she ended up with a Nut Stache... looked like President Taft.

by Wookieknuckle March 12, 2010

Stache Rash

The inevitable rash one gets after experiencing oral delight from another, possessing an outdated facial pattern called a mustache.

- Hey baby, wanna show me your O face?
- Hell no, the stache rash you gave me last night still hurts.

by youwantmystacherash August 24, 2008