Yosef wanted to stay in Yahweh's good graces, so he took his client to a stealth kosher restaurent for lunch.
by Darth Ridley January 13, 2007
When you don't pay attention or even talk to a girl at all the whole night at a party, and then after words you bang her.
At the party Jorge scouted out a hot blonde, but failed to even initiate a conversation with her the whole night. After the party came to a conclusion he texted her and she went home with him. The rest was history. She was a victim of the stealth bomber!
by rssss51 October 21, 2009
Like regular facebooking, but done in the middle of the night so as to avoid having to speak to someone on that god awful IM service.
I really wanted to add an app, but I didn't want a friend (originally friend of a friend) who has a thing for me to start talking to me, so I went online at 2am to do some stealth facebooking.
by Sophie987654321 October 20, 2008
To creep on someone on Facebook without making it obvious and/or letting them know. You can do this by looking at their page, friend, pictures, etc just NOT LIKING or COMMENTING on anything.
This can be used when you feel like you have no life and want to sit on the computer and look up people who do have lives.
This can be used when you feel like you have no life and want to sit on the computer and look up people who do have lives.
Sally- OH DANG LUCY NOW TIM KNOWS I CREEP ON HIM BECAUSE I CAME UP AS #1 FAN!
Lucy- Sally, u have to be a "Stealth Creeper". u can still creep on Tim just dont Like or Comment on anything and he'll never know! you can look through all his pictures and all his wallposts and EVERYTHING without him knowing, stealth :)
Lucy- Sally, u have to be a "Stealth Creeper". u can still creep on Tim just dont Like or Comment on anything and he'll never know! you can look through all his pictures and all his wallposts and EVERYTHING without him knowing, stealth :)
by AwkwardTeenagers123 July 14, 2011
A hamburger in which crumbles of cheese, usually cheddar or blue cheese, are mixed into the ground beef. This makes it a cheeseburger - but the cheese is hidden inside the patty, hence "stealth".
by Slamburglar June 15, 2009
Stealth Monkey a Sex Thing Made Up Of Three Parts:
1. When a man is fucking a woman from behind and he is about to cum he will quickly pull his cock out and spit on her back, this gives the woman the illusion of thinking he has cum on her back.
2. When she turns around the man will cum on her face and then throw shaven pubes in her face, as the pubes will stick, she will look like a monkey who is into stealth activities such as "Spot Me In The Dark".
3. The Man will then torment the woman by saying things such as: "You Just Got Stealth Monkey'd Bitch" or "Ha Harrrrr"
NOTE: Only steps 1 and 2 are neccesary in the stealth monkey, step 3 is down to personal preference.
1. When a man is fucking a woman from behind and he is about to cum he will quickly pull his cock out and spit on her back, this gives the woman the illusion of thinking he has cum on her back.
2. When she turns around the man will cum on her face and then throw shaven pubes in her face, as the pubes will stick, she will look like a monkey who is into stealth activities such as "Spot Me In The Dark".
3. The Man will then torment the woman by saying things such as: "You Just Got Stealth Monkey'd Bitch" or "Ha Harrrrr"
NOTE: Only steps 1 and 2 are neccesary in the stealth monkey, step 3 is down to personal preference.
Stealth Monkey Thailand
by MrGaGa February 06, 2009
When you go to the bathroom during an instant messaging conversation and return without having to explain a delay in replying. Only applicable if the time you were in the bathroom is unnoticeable and you don't have to lie about your disappearance when you return.
Some people are easier than others to do this with; i.e. if a person is capable of talking for half an hour wanting a reply to make sure you didn't go on holiday, they are often easy targets for a stealth piss.
Some people are easier than others to do this with; i.e. if a person is capable of talking for half an hour wanting a reply to make sure you didn't go on holiday, they are often easy targets for a stealth piss.
Person 1: "So how are you?"
*** person 1 walks off to go to the toilet without informing person 2 ***
Person 2: "I'm fantastic!"
Person 2: "I got paid earlier so I bought some really awesome shoes in town"
Person 2: "And then I bought like 5 new CDs"
Person 2: "Which I'm listening to at the moment"
Person 2: "Oh and I saw your friend from school"
*** person 1 returns from urinating ***
Person 2: "He said you should come out sometime"
Person 1: "Yeah I think I should sometime!"
(person 1 has performed a stealth piss, unbeknownst to person 2)
*** person 1 walks off to go to the toilet without informing person 2 ***
Person 2: "I'm fantastic!"
Person 2: "I got paid earlier so I bought some really awesome shoes in town"
Person 2: "And then I bought like 5 new CDs"
Person 2: "Which I'm listening to at the moment"
Person 2: "Oh and I saw your friend from school"
*** person 1 returns from urinating ***
Person 2: "He said you should come out sometime"
Person 1: "Yeah I think I should sometime!"
(person 1 has performed a stealth piss, unbeknownst to person 2)
by JAKAZiD March 24, 2007