“Squirrel it away”

To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.

“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.

by Tswizzles February 24, 2023

Squirrel Pack

The thing in front of the left handed scissors.

Coach: "Chris, get the left handed scissors!"
Chris: "Where are they?"
Coach: "Behind the squirrel pack!"

by CodyDV October 27, 2010

squirrel blanket

an example of nonfunctional knitting, weaving, or other fabric art

rosie the artist had some squirrel blankets in rachel's show at the gallery for women and their work

by bossa screwanova September 14, 2009

Squirrel friend

Reference among drag queens to refer to other drag queens, especially those that hide their nuts.

"Greetings squirrel friends!" ~ RuPaul
"Can I borrow your wig? We are squirrel friends, right?"

by Not RuPaul December 15, 2013

Squirrel Trap

A girl who swallows A lot of nut when sucking dick, making her throat "a place where squirrels congregate."

Keisha swallowed my nut when she topped me off last night. She got a mean squirrel trap.

by H2OKZ May 18, 2017

squirrel dive

to dive, such as a flying squirrel, spread eagle and naked onto an unsuspecting bystander or friend. Also can be performed on one's bed or belongings.

Mikey likes to squirrel dive onto Shane's pillow at Devil's Head.

by Cal City Crew March 25, 2004

squirrel humper

A old person that complains constantly , the type that yell " GET OFF MY LAWN !"Rick's parents . When you get so pissed at your in-laws and can't call them anything else.

Don't cut through that yard the old people there are squirrel humpers and they"ll bitch at you . Or " Your parents are ... SQUIRREL HUMPERS !"

by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020