technicolor hershey squirts

A colorful term for "Fruity Pebbles" in relation to "Cocoa Pebbles"

This termonology refers to the supreme distaste I have for cereal that tastes like a mixture of garbage, shit, rotten flesh, santorum, and vaginal fliuds.

Technicolor hershey squirts are just like the shits with a little more color and flavor.

by TheSantaMan December 12, 2006

squintitis

The disease that normal people catch that turns them into a squinty eyed Asian, siide effects include Counter Strike addiction, excelling at maths and the urge to do the peace sign in all or most photos

"Dude, that Asians eyes look like they're closed"."Hell yeah, he has squintitis"

by cheese steak jimmy December 20, 2008

Tuna only squirts on pretty people

An old saying starting back in the early 1600s meaning that only tuna squirts on pretty people.

Leslee:(while draining a can of tuna and it squirts on her) aw man! thats just my luck!!

Brendon: you know what they say? Tuna only squirts on pretty people

by straightnoobin April 20, 2010

kobe bryant squirts

when you start squirting while playing basketball. this could refer to either feces or sexual liquids.

dave: damn bruh i dont think i could play ball no more i got that liquid kobe bryant squirts

joe: what the fuck thats nasty

by tony_hawk_pussycoc November 16, 2016

liver squirts

When an alcoholics liver is failing from mass doses of alcohol and when he shits it squirts all over the toilet bowl.

My main man Purp has the liver squirts!

by cdubb January 14, 2008

squirts like a grapefruit

when a girl squirts an excessive amount of pussy juice therefor acting as a grapefruit when you squeeze it.

Your mother squirts like a grapefruit when im busy fucking her. She squirts so much i think i'll make a pussy juice cocktail tonight.

by pussyjuicecocktail August 13, 2012

bubble gum squirts

When you take a shit and you make shitty shit bubbles.

Tom:Man i gotta stop eating taco bell.

Bill:Why what do you mean?

Tom:I fucking had bubble gum squirts all over the wall.

Bill:Don't fucking tell me that shit gross.

Tom:Well u asked.

by Jack Meioff over and over February 16, 2014