Squidwarding

Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.

I squidwarded that girl last night.

Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.

Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.

by Calahan August 13, 2010

squidwarding

the act of laying ones testicles in anothers eyes and laying your penis down their nose, giving them the appearance of the character squidward's face from the tv show spongebob squarepants

i was squidwarding everyone that fell asleep last night

by dann is the man June 24, 2007

squidwarding

A sexual act involving the placement of the testicles above the eyes and the penis placed upon the nose. This results in the face of the person being squidwarded's face looking similar to the character Squidward from Spongebob.

The man was having some buttery buttsex with his woman when he decided to squidard her. While squidwarding didn't really give either one any physical pleasure, it was rather hilarious for the man.

by steamybob302 April 25, 2012

squidwardvore

an amazing mutual who makes funny content on tiktok

“woah have you heard about that one really cool user squidwardvore?”

by akechistan104 May 19, 2021

Squidwards nose

My fat soggy penis

My soggy penis is squidwards nose

by KelandSmith February 18, 2020

Squidwarding a CPU

The act of taking a CPU (central processing unit) from a computer (preferably from AMD) and smashing it so it bends the pins curving upwards like Squidward's legs.

"Dude the pins are all fucked up"
"Dude when I get home I'm Squidwarding a CPU"

by CthulhuOgrelord November 15, 2020

Squidwarding

The act of cumming in her mouth so hard it hurts. In reference to a woman in South Korea who had her mouth impregnated by eating a squid. She complained of intense pain in her mouth after the squid sperm made contact

Bro, I squidwarded her so hard she might need new tastebuds. (Past Tense of squidwarding)

by Shitballs5 September 28, 2014