Spunk Stick

A young man who thinks with only his penis. He may be attractive, however lacks mental faculties. (Derogatory)
That young man is nothing but a no good Spunk Stick!
by headcase360 March 28, 2010
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spunk in arse

"I can't wait to spunk in arse at the club tonight mate"
by mrflabbyarse June 13, 2017
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lady spunk

“Oh look you’ve got my lady spunk all over your trousers! Sorry”
by Lidman October 26, 2019
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spunk junky

Spunk junky: refers to male as a name, this is a male who craves semen. As to a junky craves drugs, this male craves semen instead.
Yo Ricky is such a spunk junky. He loves hanging out with men.
by sugea June 02, 2014
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spunk minge

A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.
Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."

Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.

Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."
by Donald A. February 12, 2019
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spunk puddle

A wet spot or area of semen, usually found on a bed or table top.
Shit, I just rolled out to my own spunk puddle!
by $ure $hot November 13, 2016
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spunk fart

An unexpected fart after engaging in anal intercourse that is followed up by a large flow of residual semen.
Is it me or does it smell like sausage and meatballs in here? "My bad, Tyrone put a real pounding on me after dinner. It was a juicy spunk fart.

Why are you running to the bathroom, Lisa? "I just dealt a rancid spunk fart and have 1 million of your unborn children running down the side of my leg, Jim."

Sloppy Susan is one spunk fart away from hypertension and an increased chance of heart disease.
by Donald A. February 13, 2019
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