spluffin

spluffin is a word i made up, used as an insult to replace mild mockeries of intelect. ie daft, stupid, idiot. but mostly used in a friendly way, not really for causing offence, just calling someone a name for the fun of it. like dipstick and numpty

james, jamie you are a spluffin.
jamie, sod off you numpty

by polly May 4, 2004

Splur

A word commonly used by homosexuals in order to indicate their gayness without drawing unnecessary attention.

He captioned his Instagram photo with “splur” I never knew he was gay.

by Big mayonnaise 420 July 18, 2021

hideous gorgon splurge

scanky congealed muck that clogs up things you dont want it to...

1 - A hideous gorgon splurge clogging the plug hole.
2 - 'There is a hideous gorgon splurge in my belly button'

by Sandra D January 29, 2004

splurged

intoxicated to the point of incapacitation

i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.

by jon November 27, 2004

Splurge

To Sleep with a partner or friend with no care to where limbs are placed! The occasional slap on the face or knock on genetalia is common. Similar to sprawl however people often sprawl on their own and wiv splurging deliberate contact may occur!

Geoff: are we going to spoon tonight?
Gary: No!
Geoff: So we are sporking
Gary: Nah tonight i feel i want to splurge

by jBridget9 October 5, 2008

spluke

a hobbit-like creature

that boy is so small, he looks like a spluke

by LessonMaster November 20, 2010

Splube

A spliff containing a mixture of marijuana, pubes and tobacco. A combination of the words 'Spliff' and 'Pubes'

Dude, look at him smoking a splube!

by heyheyhey:P September 6, 2011