sploogecycle

After ejaculating into your your own naval you place a toothpick into your protein pool. Once the semen dries you have a sploogecycle.

Damon was bored in bed and decided to make a sploogecycle to give to Seth.

by Adon84 December 31, 2007

Splooge

Semen, cum, or any other name you want to call it. Often times it is mistaken for spooge and the people who do that are F*CKIN IDIOTS

Dave: Dude WTF there's splooge all over the place
Mike : i know i was watchin some really good asian porn

by Havok361 July 7, 2010

Splooge

A sticky gooey substance that comes out from the body. Usually gets confused with semen. It is the color white

My ear just splooged while listening to the new Disturbed album

by Futnuckle September 15, 2010

splooge

To have an orgasm earlier than usual.

1. Dude!! Last night i totally splooged on her!!

by splarge September 22, 2010

Splooge

Any liquids to come out of a long rod of any sorts. Can also be exchanged with the word 'jizz'.

Sorry, I didn't mean to splooge to early!

by Shorty1296 July 13, 2011

Splooey

A game that originated in Pottstown, PA in which several couples stand around a giant cookie. Every couple stands side-by-side facing the center of the cookie and then the men whip their dicks out. When the start of the game is called the women immediately start giving their man a handjob. The girlfriend of the last man to bust a load onto the cookie is responsible for eating the whole cookie, with topping.

"Yo man, how 'bout that sweet game of Splooey last night! I can't believe that bitch ate the whole fuckin thing!"

by john_raw September 23, 2011

cake splooge

When you force a cake in someone’s ass and they reverse nut out the butt

I gave My friend the biggest cake splooge last night.

by Masterzabo December 5, 2017