spluffin

spluffin is a word i made up, used as an insult to replace mild mockeries of intelect. ie daft, stupid, idiot. but mostly used in a friendly way, not really for causing offence, just calling someone a name for the fun of it. like dipstick and numpty

james, jamie you are a spluffin.
jamie, sod off you numpty

by polly May 4, 2004

spliffy

The amount of time it takes for one to smoke, become intoxicated and pursue another spliff.

See you in a spliffy! (Approx. 1hour-Unknown)

by SlothaKin July 4, 2016

Spliffy

Secret word for marijuana.

I’m about to get some spliffy.

That’s some good spliffy.
Got some spliffy?

by CIAbitch September 16, 2017

spliffsta

a person who smokes loads of spliffs

you spliffta!

by Maisie September 15, 2003

Spoffer

A person so obsessed with special offers that it becomes a mental illness causing them buy things they don't want just because they're on special offer.

Often they buy so many things on offer that they have to give much of it away to friends and family.

"My dad is the world's biggest spoffer! Once in a shop he tried on this jacket and knew it was too small for him but bought it anyway simply because it was less than half price."

by enigmacrypt April 15, 2009

spliff

A stick ov heavan.

we'l b stoned all night wiv dat fucker

by dave March 22, 2004

spliff

spliff is really a marijuana ciggaret but it must be rolled with tobbaco

spliffs are shit foo

by blunt1 March 27, 2003