sparking spot

any place chosen to park a vehicle briefly in order to spark up an illicit drug.

we cant park in back because thats where the kids hang. the father parks next to the statue so thats out. so getting a sparking spot behind the bus is critical because if not we have to burn down before we go. that adds drive time and i can barely stretch my buzz to make it through the sermon as it is man! not to mention sunday school!

by BILLicitlY ilLEgAL February 11, 2009

speaking in tongues

Religious practice among Pentecostalists and charismatics involving speaking in what sound like other languages or "spiritual language"

I arrived in church late, and the whole congregation was speaking in tongues. I couldn't understand a damned thing, but it was impressive

by cornholio October 11, 2003

brand spanking new

the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.

Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.

by ekks September 24, 2010

Spanking the Jellyfish

Masturbating

Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!

Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!

by CR24 September 1, 2009

Snaking

Snaking is when...

A female (or male) performs fellatio on a group of men consecutively, then immediately repeats the process in reverse order. Whomever goes last in the first round goes first in the second round, and so on. The name is derived from fantasy sports, where a 'snake-style draft' is conducted in the same fashion.

Person One: She gonna snake?
Person Two: Yeah let's put Mike last because he's a rapid reloader
Person Three: Snaking is when...

by Grillko April 15, 2013

Snaking

When a man wants to get with a woman or vice versa and tries to flirt etc with the woman to get her to fancy him.

1: You are such a snake.

1: Are you snaking on that girl?
2: Yeah Im a snake

by HHHHjjjj October 23, 2009

spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018