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Machete speech

When your girlfriend's dad (or your dad, if you are the girlfriend) takes the boyfriend aside and gives him a good talking to. Usually includes a lot of posturing on the father's part, because he'll be trying to give the boyfriend a scare to convince him to treat the daughter well. In some cases can include sharpening a knife or polishing/cleaning a gun for a threat. Most often includes do's and don't's, but usually just don't's.
Person A: Aw man. When we got back to her place, her old man was waiting to give me the machete speech.
Person B: That's rough, dude.
by NecroBite.EXE August 16, 2015
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R Speech

When you go to any Asian country and only speak to people with heavy accents so you adopt their dialect
White Trash: Herro! How are-a You?
Actually Decent Person: Why the Hell are you talking like that
White Trash: Oh-a no-oo! I seem to have adopted R Speech!
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free speech

Nothing more than a fraud. It's just basically a bread and circuses style prop used by capitalists to justify their rule and exploitation. Everyone would be given freedoms in exchange for being a wage slave or an exploited person. In otehr words, a trade-off. A payment.
neolibs: "FREE SPEECH NOW!!! BYOCOTT TOHSE HWO CENSOR TGE INTERNET!!!"
us: yeah. that's what you call as free speech. no wonder we censor.
by #LGCC9CCPP July 30, 2021
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hate speech or people's personal information.

The exact thing people aren't allowed to put in the urban dictionary.
UD - "Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people's personal information."
Me - "Hell nah."
by anonymous December 1, 2022
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free speech

Something hated by jews as they don’t anybody openly criticising them nor anybody openly having a different opinion to theirs nor anybody openly disagreeing with their opinions.
Gentiles are exercising free speech again! Quick shut it down.
by AnonDoxy January 20, 2023
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Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)

A person who has a very bad habit of saying the word "Like"
Person 1: I'm like really like tired
Person 2: You have Obsessive Like Speech Disorder (OLSD)
Person 1: No because people with OLSD like say like, like a lot, because like they have like a terrible habit of like saying like.
by SlangDude November 28, 2012
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The big speech

Omg, he lectures me each time I see him... mind your own, and stfu.
Omg, just got The Big Speech!
by Sgrmag August 2, 2018
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