sneaky mullet

Hair cut in such a way that hair on top and at the back is slightly longer, with the ability to fashion those bits outward, mimicking the impact of a traditional "mullet". Commonly seen worn by males in the clubbing community for reasons unknown.

"That haircut's looking suspiciously like a sneaky mullet..."

by mullet-boy February 7, 2005

Sneaky Plumber

As a male and feamle are partaking in anal sex, prior to ejaculating he pulls out and shoves a plunger up the females ass

kaytee was complaining that kevins dick was too small to satisfy her so he thought the only way to get back at her was....BAM hit her with a sneaky plumber

by jimmy balls December 21, 2006

Sneaky Pete

When a guy &/or girl makes a move on someone passed out.

Last night after that chick passed out he tried to sneaky pete her.

by RojoLoco January 23, 2009

sneaky pinky

fingering someone's anus with your pinky finger while performing oral sex on him or her.

Jen let out a surprised, but excited, gasp when she got the sneaky pinky.

by lil Julie aka the doctor May 15, 2005

Sneaky Beej

A sex act in which one partner sneaks into the other's room and gives them a blowjob while they sleep, usually waking them. (The recipient must ask for/consent to this in advance)

I was sound asleep when all of a sudden I was woken with a sneaky beej.

by John Rederickt February 18, 2017

Sneaky Meek

A Sneaky Meek is a person who ravages the food supply of another to the point that this person is left with none. The Sneaky Meek is usually at it's most devastating when it is inebriated and becomes rude for food. It's known to hide the gathered food for later periods of feeding after brief hibernation. Popular hiding spots include under beds and under sinks. The Sneaky Meek can most commonly be found in the northern Hemisphere of the United States.

Jane: "Where did my frozen chicken nuggets and flounder go?"
John: "It must have been the Sneaky Meek, go check under his bed"
Jane: "Yep, there's an empty plate here with crumbs."
John: "Classic Sneaky Meek."

by discobiscuits October 12, 2013

Sneaky Salmon

The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.

Hey bro, can you video this dudes face while I dish him up a sneaky salmon.

by Fat2Flat April 23, 2017