beautyful slit

Alain Walkers definition of true beauty
This is a beautyful slit!
by SWmanagement December 05, 2016
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slit knit

Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.
"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"

"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
by Dr. Smick Smack November 13, 2013
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Weeping Slit

When the hole at the tip of a man's penis is dripping fluids, typically pre-cum, you might refer to it as a weeping slit
A bead of longing formed at his weeping slit, a silent testament to the depth of his yearning
by Murffyzlaw January 08, 2025
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Slit Palmer

Some may call me a rock climber but I like Slit Palmer more.
by BwuhBwuh October 01, 2023
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Nut Slit

Daddy, mommy's nut slit looks weird
by SC 12345 August 18, 2022
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Weiner Slit

The part of a hot dog bun or girl where you put your weiner.
No matter how much extra sharp ginger brandy he's had to drink, my friend Tommy always finds the weiner slit.
by Illinois Dave June 26, 2016
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school bus slit slam

When you finger a girl to completion on the school bus, on the way to school. So that she is soaked as she walks into the school building.
Man, I gave Jordan the School Bus Slit Slam yesterday morning she she was a mess walking into first period.
by RodJammerJR February 06, 2024
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