N: 1)A used condom that is filled with, but not limited too, a woman's menstrual blood, blood from a newly ripped hymen, or a virgin male's asshole. Having a Bloody Sleeve is the equivalent to a shitty dick after anal sex. 2) The name for a male friend that refuses to stay out of places that you want him to stay out of for obvious reason. 3) A common response to being asked if your last partner was a virgin.
1) Pete: Dood, I was rippin' down on my bitch last night and i looked down and realized i had the worst bloody sleeve ever. It was so bad I just decided to blue ball myself.
Steve: Dude, that's weak as shit, you're such a pussy.
Pete: Nah dude, before i left i whipped out my newly bloodied dick and slapped her across the face with it, she had a sick nasty mushroom shaped cloud on her cheek.
2) Al: Man, what the fuck are we going to do about Pickles? He will not stay out of my fucking room when I'm trying to bang his sister.
Dan: I don't know but he has been acting like a major bloody sleeve lately.
3) Trey: Bro, did you just swipe another v-card?
Luke: You know it bro, that asshole was tighter then your mom's!
Steve: Dude, that's weak as shit, you're such a pussy.
Pete: Nah dude, before i left i whipped out my newly bloodied dick and slapped her across the face with it, she had a sick nasty mushroom shaped cloud on her cheek.
2) Al: Man, what the fuck are we going to do about Pickles? He will not stay out of my fucking room when I'm trying to bang his sister.
Dan: I don't know but he has been acting like a major bloody sleeve lately.
3) Trey: Bro, did you just swipe another v-card?
Luke: You know it bro, that asshole was tighter then your mom's!
by CloroxCrazed December 4, 2010
Get the Bloody Sleeve mug.A sexual act between somewhat consenting adults, involving one partner mounting the other while he/she is asleep, whispering "Lemoyne Sleeper, the one stop bedroom shop" in the sleeping partner's ear, followed by a sock to the head with a pillow. As the partner on the bottom jolts awake, the one on top enjoys the ride.
Gina couldn't sleep due to her own arousal, so she stroked Jimbo's cock until it was fully engorged, upon which time she climbed on, gave him a Lemoyne Sleeper, and quickly reached orgasm as he thrashed around underneath her.
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the act of taking a persons pillow case, turning it inside out, wiping your ass with it, turning it right side out and replacing the pillow.
by nubz9 January 10, 2013
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by Anonymous January 21, 2003
Get the Bacon Sleeves mug.One who is really messy when they sleep. For example, excessive drooling, pissing, or wet dreaming, or possibly all three of these.
Devin: Hey Sean. Have you heard that George sleeps with a plastic bedsheet?
Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?
Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.
Sean: They are such messy sleepers.
Devin: Agreed.
Sean: Yeah, I have. There's like a lake of piss every time he sleeps. Oh and do you know that kid Chris?
Devin: Yeah. His pillow gets soaked whenever he sleeps on it. I think he might have a drooling problem.
Sean: They are such messy sleepers.
Devin: Agreed.
by doctord0192 December 25, 2007
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