A Smooth Saddle- When a girl doesn't have a vagina. she has nothing, it's like a "smooth saddle." therefore; she is a smooth saddle. From the TV Show, The League.
It didn’t happen to me, but in high school, we definitely convinced a guy that his girlfriend was a smooth saddle. This went on for months. Then he finally got in her pants and came back saying, “You know, I think she is a smooth saddle.” And we were like, “Uh huh! We told you!” Then it was, like, another few weeks when he was talking to a teacher about it, and they were like, “What are you talking about?!” It was one of the greatest moments of my life.
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