need for speed undercover

The racing game for the retarded kid. Every car in the game is able to go an excess of 140 mph in only a few seconds, and is able to corner flawlessly at ridiculous speeds. Playing the game requires no skill whatsoever. There is no use for the brake. You simply hold the right trigger and you win the race.

I was playing need for speed undercover the other day. Then I put forza in and couldn't make the simplest turns without hitting the wall.

by YHHAWNFTPSHI April 22, 2009

breed the seed and need for speed

Another way to say smash-and-dash, but more complicated

All you gotta do is breed the seed and need for speed

by Mighty midget May 31, 2018

Speed Studying

The ability of a person to drink alcohol and study as quickly and efficiently as possible before getting drunk.

I didn't pass my test because I was too fucked up from speed studying.

The students got together to speed study for the next days exam.

by chuggalugg87 March 2, 2010

speed weenie

when a man consumes a large amount of methamphetamine, then tries to engage in any form of sexuall intercourse, but his weeiner turns into a gummie worm and will not get hard.

girl i was so excited when monndo came over, we layed in my bed and the motha fuka had speed weenie. chump ass commin here wit dat shit uh uhh

by onasicone March 14, 2011

Speed tits

Women's Breasts that can be characterized as smallish, lithe, or athletic. Often seen on swimmers or dancers. So called for their aerodynamic efficiency.

Sarah weighs 98 pounds. She's got speed tits.

by Eyereamer November 23, 2016

Suburban speedball

A recreational drug combination used by suburban housewives. Instead of the traditional cocaine-heroin mix, this speedball is usually vicadin, valium or oxycodone with a latte chaser.

After a hard day of shopping at the mall, Diana settled down with Oprah and a Starbucks-Valium suburban speedball.

by gjn413 February 13, 2010

Mandy Speed

The one speed faster then light.

Man, that truck was going Mandy Speed!

by ChazetheChat November 7, 2010