shmata

A head bandana worn mainly by women pastry chefs in restaurant kitchens to differenciate themselves from the rest of the male kitchen population.

I just bought a new Shmata, it's white and has skulls all over it. Your shirt and shmata match today muffin.

by Skull Muffin December 10, 2008

Shiut

A general reference to anything pirates did in abundance.

Guy 1: "Man, This dark spiced rum is awesome."
Guy 2: " Yea, I am sure pirates used to drink the hell out of that shiut."

by Sunwukung420 August 18, 2011

shmuck

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

by Leah February 21, 2003

schmut

to aquire an electronic virus downloads or other detramental problems in common electronics. Found most commonly in computers

Hey you two dont put any schmut on my computer!

by Russel Moore July 30, 2008

shmutley

it came from a nickname of a hardcore punk kid with a fuck the system attitude. if you see a kid thats a punk you can call them a shmutley it's a word to be used with only the hardcore punx tho.

"hey look at that kid shes a real shmutley"

by kirsty lea May 16, 2006

shmitza

kevins armish word, it means pizza and also every other word in the english language

ima go cook me some shmitza

by kevin sheehan April 20, 2004

Shmatz

A really weakish, pussy looking, nerdy ass kid.

Even though he was a senior playing a varsity, his small stature and resemblance to Harry Potter made that kid look like a total Shmatz.

by Stevie Abbs December 30, 2007