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Death Shakes

Common symptom of a deadly hangover, when every fiber of your being aches, shivers and prays for death. The only known cure is copious apple juice or greasy foods. To be avoided if possible. May also be used as a synonym for hangover in general.
Person A: "Hm, it seems John has passed out on the carpet"
Person B: "Man, he's going to be ridden with the Death Shakes tomorrow"

Person X: "AUGHH WHHYYY HRBGLEGBW"
Person Y: "Here's some coffee, it'll help with the Death Shakes. I hope you've learned a lesson from this"
by Imp_the_shrimp July 9, 2011
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Queef Shake

A queef that causes a shaking orgasm.
OMG, I had queef shake in class today. How embarrassingly satisfying.
by FUNNY_MAN87 April 11, 2019
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shaking margaritas

the act of masturbation of the male genital region by a female (or male)
Ali was caught shaking margaritas with her boyfriend Patrick.
by funnywordgurl May 1, 2010
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saltine shake

any action performed by or in mockery of a cuacasian (white) person attempting to dance. Also, an alternate term used to describe a "cracka' dance" or "whiteboy jig".
When James heard his favorite song playing on the radio, he busted out a saltine shake that more closely resembled seizures than dance moves.
by Broseph Roseph August 3, 2007
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Hard Shake

Getting jerked off by a girl with no idea- going way too hard and fast.
My dick is well sore mate, got a hard shake off some girl last night.
by thetrooth July 8, 2014
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shake of the head

A slight shake of the head, meaning you screwed up so bad, that the other side can only shake their head. Or, other side is fed up with your shit.
Example 1:
Bob: DUDE! I ate a porcupine -- when it was still ALIVE!
Freddy: *Shake of the head*

Example 2:
Bob: Dude, I climbed Mt. Everest, pulled of my helmet, para-glided down, and landed on my head! And the only evidence I have is this small scratch on my elbow!
Freddy: *Shake of the head*
by freddymcbob January 13, 2015
mugGet the shake of the headmug.

jizz shake

In New England area a milk shake is made of ice cream blended with milk, a milk shake is thicker than milk but not as thick as a frappe, thus a jizz shake is when you describe a guy's cum as not to thick and not to watery
I swallowed Brian's cum and it had the thickness of a jizz shake
by Jerry and Brian August 10, 2003
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