Scheemer girl

A slightly chunky female who is always scheeming on other peoples' boyfriends.

Characteristics
-Fake blonde or very dark brown hair.
-Ultra short shorts.
-Starbucks Coffee
-Clear lipgloss and dark foundation.
-Nose stud.

A scheemer girl is always in flip flops, an Abercrombie hoodie, flat-ironed hair with a bro boyfriend.

by UrbanDictoaryuser June 11, 2009

Scheese

A total guido from philly who gets spray tans and says "yo" all the time. Usually a cheerleader and short with a goofy ass haircut. Most people don't like to hang out with these people because they are always wasted off natty ice and SHOTS.

Yo that kid walking out of the tanning booth is such a scheese.

by Einhorn December 7, 2009

Schleep

Same thing as saying "I'm dead"when someone says or does something funny but instead you say "I'm Schleep". You could also say it when someone does something insanely fucking stupid.

#1 *Faceplants*
#2 *Falls over laughing*😂 I'm Schleep

by Silkk31 August 11, 2017

Schleep

Being so fucking schlumped you can’t even say sleep correctly

Bro after that muffuckin stack of pancakes I’m schleep

by Schleep April 21, 2018

schmee

a cigarette, smoke or type of smoking tabbacco. Usually used by 'closet smokers' or sometimes smokers. Since other people dont understand what it means. A schmee is something sacred and underappreciated. One must NEVER joke about the act of sschmeeeing because the said schmeer may get really offended and angry. You never joke about that..

guy 1:" wouldn't mind a nice SCHMEE!"
guy 2 : " YOU BETTER NOT BE KIDDING"

evsdropping guy 3: "whats a schmee?... "

by australiaschmee November 21, 2010

Schmee

Verb.
To Shmee is the act of being at a computer, online, more precisely on some sort of social network. Taken from the sound nerds make while pushing up their glasses, it has gradually gained popularity with the normal population as a joke commemorating the days when only nerds used computers.

I tried to get some schmeeing done before school but I got carried away looking at pictures and missed my bus

by JohnnySpyder January 18, 2011

schnee

Someone employed to do the general cleaning and helping-out that nobody else can be bothered with

"Quick, call the schnee, someone's thrown up in aisle 7"

by fellatia February 21, 2005