Schlong

a long penis. The male equivalent of big tits.

yo girl check out mah long schlong

by XSGame September 22, 2005

schlong

it is possible that "schlong" has derived from the german word "Schlange" (meaning "snake"). Though that word is not pronounced like "shlong", it sounds more like "shlung-eh" or "shlahng-eh". So there has to be a link in between the german and the english - i thinks its a yiddish word, "schlong", still meaning "snake".

Schlong-along, my sweet valentine!
(a person is to told to be more qick like a snake)

by m.aeder December 28, 2005

Schlong

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Stop fiddling with your schlong Amir, put it back in ur pants.

by Lev Cooper April 5, 2005

schlingpflanze

Pronunciation (sh-ling-flahn-zuh)

German for creeper.

random person 1: wow you're such a schlingpflanze....
random person 2: a what?

by navy 78 June 1, 2010

schlongky

term used for a mans penis

i was talking to a girl at that party and she reached in my pants and totaly grabed my schlongky

by the original schmidt December 10, 2006

Schlong hit

When your load hits her in the face.

She took a serious schlong hit to the face. She should of swallowed.

by jcazzy May 30, 2009

Schlongiopath

Someone who has a schlong social disorder.

A Schlongiopath is Someone who as a constant grandiose sense of self (JR). Feel entitle to sex has their right. Constant need for stimulation. Impulsive nature.

by charlotte loves nyc.exec August 5, 2009