schbeer

beer that was or will be used to get schwasted off.

Dan- are we going to get schwasted? Schwasted off schbeer? Or maybe schnapps? Schvodka?

Joe-.....................yes

by DATwood November 8, 2009

dirty schiavo

When you happen upon a particularly passed out lady friend and proceed to take her home to your bed, slather her up with some applesauce, stick an aux cord in that asshole, and let your jiblets ride.

Will: Dude, did you see that chick in the alleyway last night?
Alec: Yeah dude, I totally gave that jabroni a dirty schiavo.
Will: Nice.

by SirBongsAlot November 1, 2017

Alois Schicklgruber

Alois is a massive chad (in fact almost the defenition) and the father to an extraordinary fighter, Adolphus. Alois was so much of an alpha male that he even married a girl to fall in love with another only for the first to be left dead so Alois was allowed to marry the other girl he was in a relationship with. Alois was so alpha that when his second wife was sickening and dying, he impregnated his very own cousin!

Alois Schicklgruber is such a chad, I wish I was like his son.

by trog platano drip2hard October 27, 2020

schiavo

Schiavo, proper v. To put one into a vegetative state limiting their activites to *blink* grrmrmmrrrnnn *blink*

1) That girls titties were so big, I was Schiavoed. 2) If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to Schiavo your ass. 3) You Schiavoed me at "hello."

by Schiavo May 13, 2005

Schiavo

Terri Schiavo, the Florida women who became a vegetable when her heart failed due to a condition brought on by her eating disorder. Her feeding tube was removed and on March 31, 2005 she died of starvation.
A person who is in need of a feeding tube to stay alive; a vegetable.
An act of posing as a vegetable or coma patient (often for a picture); "On three, everybody do the Schiavo!"
adj.

Vegetative; physically inactive; "He was so stoned he looked schiavo."
To be in need of a feeding tube.
v. intr.

Slang. To be extremly hungry; starving to death; “Lets eat, I'm totally schiavo”

Look out for Garage Built Heroes debut album "Do The Schaivo!"

by J-RZA April 13, 2005

schiavo

The act of willfully and purposefully murdering a human being in a cruel manner and with the assistance and sanction of state authorities. schiavo•ing, schiavo•ed

Through careful planning and cold calculation, Dick managed to schiavo his defenseless, bedridden wife for profit as well as his own convenience.

by razer April 6, 2005

schiavo

vt: To pursue the untimely death of a disabled person for personal gain or convenience.

In the early part of the 21st century, it became necessary for Americans to draw up detailed legal documents to avoid being schiavoed by their relatives or the government in case of becoming disabled.

by Snickelfritz March 25, 2005