sarcasm

Something that half of the world does not understand and/or get.

"Apparently. if we win this championship we will come first! And we will come second if we lose"
"Idiot, there are only 2 teams, of course we will come either 1st or 2nd dumbass"
'It's sarcasm, dipshit"

by EmotionalKid June 9, 2018

sarcasm

because murder is illegal

"Look, if I wanted to kill myself I would climb to your ego and jump to your IQ"
"Ouch"
"Calm down it was sarcasm"

by fink540 October 26, 2017

sarcasm

noun - a meaningless catch-all word employed in a vain attempt to explain away embarrassingly stupid statements.

"His recommendation to drink bleach as a coronavirus cure was sarcasm."

by lil blue 1er April 26, 2020

Sarcasm

An incomprehensible concept to anyone who has an internet connection.

"bro i was using sarcasm, it was a joke." "What's that?"

by ALJ69 January 31, 2022

multiple sarcasm

When your overcome with sarcastic remarks

after she said she was the new boss that i had a multiple sarcasm

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O December 6, 2016

sarcasms

Shut up, I hate you!

Pff enough of your american sarcasms, I hate you.

by floatboner October 3, 2009

Sarcasm retard

Someone who is really fucking bad at sarcasm and thinks they are actually good. Their sarcasm doesn’t put any hints that they are sarcastic and sounds like normal speech and they will call you stupid that you didn’t get it.

Person 1: “We’re going to hang out at 3”

Person 2: “Oh cool, see you there.”
Person 1: “Are you fucking retarded I was being

sarcastic..”
Person 2 (in their head): “Damn, this really is guy is actually a sarcasm retard... how the fuck was I supposed to know he was sarcastic..”

by JaKhaki_Twin May 1, 2021