Bang pussy so hard that it evolves to a lighter shade of pink like salmon cooking in an oven.
Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I cooked that salmon like it was a holiday dinner."
Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I cooked that salmon like it was a holiday dinner."
Fratstar 1: "Yo did you get with her last night?"
Frastar 2: "Ya man I had to cook salmon like it was a holiday dinner."
Frastar 2: "Ya man I had to cook salmon like it was a holiday dinner."
by bobned October 17, 2014
The most depressed fish that can ever exist. Its diet consists on Shak-zabs and Shakiballs. This bad boi can fit alot of gay in it. When you eat it, you have a slight chance of contracting the big gey. This certain type of salmon can fly out of the water by shitting itself.
by Rathew91 September 19, 2018
1. To partake in seducing for sex
2. Slang term for teaching sex
3. New york slang for nasty, dirty sex that you will deffinatly need a shower afterwards
2. Slang term for teaching sex
3. New york slang for nasty, dirty sex that you will deffinatly need a shower afterwards
Yeah bro, she soooo slice(d) that salmon
I'll teach you how to slice that salmon
Slice that salmon ( in barry white voice)
I'll teach you how to slice that salmon
Slice that salmon ( in barry white voice)
by vejohombre April 09, 2011
When one sneaks up behind another and starts from the bottom of their legs and kind of "swims" their hand from leg to leg at a fast pace up their leg. The objective of the slippery salmon is to startle the person and make them feel awkward and as if they were raped. However, try not to touch the persons genitilia region as that persom might think you are a "fag."
by mikebrown97 May 18, 2012
by Snarkopotomous July 03, 2015
A sexual act between two people, when a man ejaculates into a dead salmon fishing and slaps his partner with it covering both people in salmon scales and seamen.
by eradicator96 February 07, 2015
by He's the boxman August 17, 2006