Sword swallower

A sword swallower is an amazingly talented person (preferably a beautiful lady) that can insert the male penis into their mouth and so far down their throat that u can see it buldging out their neck.

When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.

Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.

Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat

I dropped to my knees and commanded him to spread'em while I arched my back and tilted my neck back wards then I took his sword into my mouth and began swallowing it...whole....repetitively...

He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..

"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped

by Sass Farreal May 6, 2014

stallown3d

The dawning of realization that Sylvester Stallone is King and you are worthless in comparison, deserving nothing more than to miserably exist while wallowing in your own filth.

You Got Stallown3d! Bitch.

by T-bone April 7, 2005

Stallowned

To have Sylvester Stallone ram his penis into your rectum.

Eric Kukis thought he was a smart ass until he was in the face down position of a Stallowned.

by Eethy March 15, 2005

sucks and swallows

Someone who is easy going or who has tact: they accept whatever comes their way even if they don't like it and can play it off well.

That girl was just called a bitch and didn't do anything bout it. She may suck but at least she swallows too.

by Sushi April 18, 2005

Sallywangs

Slang word for ecstasy tablets. Orginating from Derry, Ireland.

Give us a lock of sallywangs

by Niall360 July 29, 2009

Stallow

A combination of the word 'stalk'and follow'.

I stallowed him through the hall way.
He stallowed me home last night from the movies.

by DominosAreFalling January 17, 2010

Shallow River Paddling

Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.

“Did you see Aaron shallow river paddling those hookers?

by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010