Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.
"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon
by R.j. Berger March 02, 2021
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English saddle

When you pour hot tea on a woman before performing doggy style. Most commonly you pour on the ass cheeks.
Start the kettle luv, I’m horny, can we do a english saddle ye? My lil equestrian hoe
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Prattle in the saddle

A woman who talks incessantly while she's having sex in the cowgirl position.
OMG my wife was totally Prattle in the saddle last night. She's all "aiyeeee! After we get done here I've gotta aiyeeee! Vacuum and aaaaaaaah! Trim the 🌹 bushes
You you nnnnneed to uuh uuh sweep the sidewalk cause the Shittleboms are cumming oh yeah! Over for dinner. I'm having sliders with your favorite pink icing penis cake 🍰!
by 4realazitgits April 30, 2021
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Poop saddle

When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle
Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle
by Mr Apostasy October 29, 2018
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Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.
"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"
by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023
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Hairy Saddle

Facial hair being present, usually of the beard or goatee fashion, on males during SOMFing.
"She was riding the hairy saddle lastnight."

"Ride my hairy saddle you cowgirl bitch!!!"

"I rode his hairy saddle all morning"
by Unrustled1 April 01, 2013
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golden saddle

When you piss out your ass while sitting on someone else in a sexual situation.
After Taco Bell I totally sat on Sarah and gave her a Golden Saddle.
by ZiegZeon September 06, 2017
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