Poop saddle

When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle
Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle
by Mr Apostasy October 29, 2018
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Plastic Saddle

A euphemism for a condom. Made famous by country singer Nat Stuckey in his song "Plastic Saddle"... Google it for lyrics.
"I can tell a fast train by the way she blows
So don't give me no plastic saddle lemme feel that leather when I ride"
by Dickless Tracy September 25, 2023
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golden saddle

When you piss out your ass while sitting on someone else in a sexual situation.
After Taco Bell I totally sat on Sarah and gave her a Golden Saddle.
by ZiegZeon September 06, 2017
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saddle snake

Check out the size of that saddle snake!
by Saddle Snake January 24, 2022
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Tossed Saddle

Threesome involving at least one female. A male lays on his back (or a female with a strap-on); a female rides him cowgirl style while leaning forward and receiving anilingus from a third person.
I had my friend come over last night so that I could get a tossed saddle while riding my stallion.
by geminate March 17, 2018
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Texas saddle

Jim: I tell ya Bill, Jane must had some fun last night!

Bill: She sure did. She looks like a texas saddle...rode hard and hung up wet!
by MacG007 February 18, 2014
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saddle blanket

Slang for native american. Derived from the days native americans rode horses while sitting on blankets instead of saddles. Best used while refering to a good friend. Or funny moment won't be so funny. Atleast pick someone with a sense of humor
Hey, saddle blanket get over here. We got to go.
by wdomkr December 25, 2009
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