Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.

"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon

by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021

Poop saddle

When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle”

Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle

by Mr Apostasy October 28, 2018

Saddle Bagging

When a gentleman is wearing short shorts, banana hammock, mankini or other skimpy lower wear and has each testical out each leg. Like a saddle bag on a horse or motorbike.

I'd wear my daisy dukes to the BBQ but am always Saddle Bagging 'em and it looks like two bald chicken heads gasping for air.

by Underpants man June 12, 2025

golden saddle

When you piss out your ass while sitting on someone else in a sexual situation.

After Taco Bell I totally sat on Sarah and gave her a Golden Saddle.

by ZiegZeon September 5, 2017

Saddle up the hay bed

Saddle up the hay bed is a way of saying hit the hay but instead of falling asleep you're preparing to go to sleep.

Well fellas I'm gonna saddle up the hay bed.

by MF SHAGGY January 23, 2020

Saddle Boy

A boy who does a lot of questionable, suspicious, feminine shit. They are usually in the closet.

Vagina: You can’t have me, you’re just a Saddle Boy!

Saddle Boy: Ok I’ll just die either out of the closet or a virgin

by Fleezus Christ November 29, 2017

Saddle blasted

Vigorous unglatation of the midsection while straddling/riding. A show of domination during cotius. The result is an overpowered show of strength leaving the recipient drained and humiliated.

My tinder date "saddle blasted"my dick so hard, I may never be able to have sex again.

by Matdakis September 16, 2025