Poop saddle

When a baby or elderly person is wearing a diaper and defecates in large amounts. The poop runs from the front above the genitals to the rear above the tail bone, hence the “poop saddle”

Hey we’ve got an old man in room three riding a poop saddle

by Mr Apostasy October 28, 2018

Saddle bag

rude, ugly, immature, asshole, window licker,. Can also be someone who is a dirty whOre.

people who are just saddle bags you write off and send them trotten!

by Rachelise February 8, 2023

saddle meat

A washed up bicycle racer, a biker who has seen better days.

Lance Armstrong ain't much more than saddle meat these days.

by bsieb February 13, 2012

Saddle Belly

A saddle commonly worn on the belly

"You ain't even missing me baby when I needed my Saddle Belly"

by Rhezi December 10, 2017

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.

For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.

by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018

saddle snake

Penis

Check out the size of that saddle snake!

by Saddle Snake January 24, 2022

Squeaky Saddle

When a woman rides a dick and she farts on the mans ballsack.

"Last night my girl gave me a Squeaky Saddle!"

by TheyBoysIdeas February 16, 2022