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Smoking trees

to blaze any form of ganga, marijuane, weed, dope, etc.
Sean Paul - Like Glue

Well I don't really care what people say
I don't really watch what dem waan do
Still I got to stick to my girls like glue
And I mon nah play number two
All I know the time it is gettin dread
Need alot of trees up in my head
Got alot of damsel in my bed to run dat re-eeeddd!!!!
dat re-eeeddd!!!!
by Kylito February 7, 2003
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smacking the donkey

When you smack someones butt .

A donkey is also refered to as an ass .
So if your smacking the donkey your smacking the ass .
Two guys are talking .

GUY 1: Yeah dudee I was with her last night.
GUY 2: You were totally smacking the donkey weren't you?
by ThatCoolKid. December 26, 2010
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blue stocking

is a old slang term for business women i.e. secretaries, journalists, creative thinkers. started in europe around 1400
a group of blue stockings gathered together with all persons, in mentaly stimulating conversation.
by yo mimi moma February 14, 2010
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Smoking with an Angarano

Smoking with an Angarano means that you are lighting up with your own hallucinations (because you're already stoned out of your mind).
Yea man after that 3 gram blunt, I was just smoking with an Angarano
by Boot Lipped African November 16, 2006
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smoking poop

He's all shit faced he must have been smoking poop.
by Tadpol December 29, 2007
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The second 5 levels of pot smoking

6. Rolling your first joint
at this point you feel like your a gangster until you realize how hard it is to roll a fucking joint, youll try for hours, watch a dozen youtube vids, and still have a shitty rap, but its still a job well done.

7. Purchase of your second smoking device
this device is your baby, and is to be treated as so, must be at least twice the price as your first, and is usually a bong. you feel deeply offended if people say something bad about it, as you should this device rarely leaves your house.

8. Creation of your bobs (bag of bad stuff)
this bag contains both smoking devices one and two, some ports, some black and milds, maybe ever a swisher sweet, razor blades(for cutting open cigars), lighters, and your stash of marijuana *which should be around a half at all times at this point*

9. Creation of your first food high
usually brownies, some make fire crackers, but this step requires you creating a food that when eaten will get you high

10. Purchase of your vaporizer
the last and final step is the purchase of a vap, very expensive, but very worth it. at this point you will rarely come across people whos smoke more than you, you are a king enjoy your life
yo dude im the shiznit i just bought a vaporizer!!1!!1!

according to The second 5 levels of pot smoking yes, yes you are.
by Mr.Dirk As Fuck June 21, 2010
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California Stocking Stuffer

When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.
Dude, he's knocked out! We should give him a California Stocking Stuffer!!!
by Jschape June 11, 2010
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