rupert

A text message sent in the morning by a man to all his mates, indicating that he had had sex the previous evening with a woman with whom he had never before slept. The text message generally consists of the single word: rupert.

"I got a rupert message from Johnny this morning."
"About fucking time."

by Atticus Black May 16, 2009

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin

When a man (or sometimes a woman) is eating out the asshole of a man while jerking him off. Once both parties have finished-- the man eating the asshole backs off, and the man who recieved the eating then proceeds to projectile shit all of the man who ate his ass hole, getting it everywhere (including in the mans Mouth).

This is not no be confused with a rumplestiltskin, which is when a man gives another man a blowjob while shitting and then vomits down his ass ( see urbad dictionary Rumplestilskin)

"Dude, you smell like shit! did you get a Reverse Rumpelstiltskin?"

by Loss Prevention Officer2 October 5, 2011

rumped

to get fucked up on quaaludes, alcahol or any other type of drug that the white man created to bring the black race down. Can't nobody hold us down!!!

Jamal: yo, tyrone, whats real good?
Tyrone: pssht, don't know nigga, you?
Jamal: I'm going to skip work to get rumped.
Tyone: word
(5 step handshake exchange followed by local gang sign)

by Lorraine December 27, 2003

ruppert

A sad boy that has a four head that can have over 9000 jumbo jets land on it

Air control permission to land on A Ruppert

by TheRoaster November 10, 2015

ramper

any loser who doesn't have a future exept drinking beer with high school chicks, or playing video games 24/7, or does nothing but eat pizza and discuss thier future buisnesses

I HATE rampers

by loser April 23, 2003

rumpranger

a stupid retard that likes fat ass

Your being a rumpranger again

by Matt Messier January 14, 2005

ramper

any loser who doesn't have a future exept drinking beer with high school chicks, or playing video games 24/7, or does nothing but eat pizza and discuss thier future buisnesses-must live in BLOOMER

I HATE rampers

by loser April 23, 2003