Reactor

A person who often responds or behaves in a particular way in response to something.

Johnny comments on everything I post on social media, he's such a reactor.

by Misheard Metal June 20, 2016

React

A word that we can't say as its been Copyrighted by TheFineBros

TheFineBros: We are copyrighting the word React

by everydayimsteppingonabeach September 21, 2016

refactor

New-age (or whatever) way to indicate you're rewriting someone's code. Maybe it's intended to sound less pejorative, but it's usually a smokescreen for rewriting someone's code under the guise of using unspecified, and therefore unassailable, "refactoring rules" of which only you are knowledgable.

1) Bill's "refactoring" Jane's code again. He think's he's a better programmer, but he's just a misogynist shitheel. Frankie should fire his raggedy ass.
2) When I change your code, I'm refactoring it. When you change my code, you're just fucking with it.

by therealmookmerkin March 21, 2019

total rectoblow

a giant fart, that feels like you ripped your intestines out of your anus.

Girlfriend: Did you just fart!?!?!?
Boyfriend: No baby. That wasn't no fart. That was a total rectoblow.
Girlfriend: That would explain why my peillow is ripped to shreds!!! My poor peillow!!! You rectoblowed all over it!!!

by longrod vanhugendong February 19, 2009

legal rectologist

1) a young lawyer who sufferes from anal cererabral discombobulation.

2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.

3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.

Damn Lea, ever since you have been out of lawschool you have really taken to legal rectology.

My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.

by jackofhearts655 March 9, 2009

Recto-cranial Immersion

The Neo-Con malady of having your head encased firmly in your rectum, thereby preventing you from seeing reality and having to base yourself only on what your leaders say.

Anyone who believes that Iraq had WMD's suffers from a terminal case of Recto-cranial Immersion.

by Kay_ieee June 11, 2005

rectory

1. Location in the church where Catholic priests most often have sex with young boys; 2. Bodily orifice where priests most often violate young boys

Father Flanigan was arrested for having sex with 18 altar boys in the rectory.

by Wayne Zee September 4, 2008